Planetary Epicycles Unisex T-Shirt: Venus — Parchment

The planets’ real paths across the sky, drawn with two circles.

Planet is Greek for wanderer. Against the stars, a planet drifts one way, stops, runs backwards for weeks or months, then turns forwards again. Ptolemy explained it with a small circle, the epicycle, riding on a large one. Later, Copernicus explained why it works: the small circle is the Earth’s own orbit, and seen from a moving Earth, every planet is two turning circles added together.

Each loop is a retrograde, the moment the Earth overtakes the planet or the planet overtakes the Earth. The thin rings are the two circles that draw the pattern, and the colored stroke is the planet itself.

Venus. Eight Earth years are almost exactly thirteen Venus years, so Venus repeats its dance every eight years, looping five times: the ‘pentagram of Venus’ the Maya tracked in their calendars.

Who it’s for

This is the real geometry of the night sky: the loops a planet traces as the Earth overtakes it, computed from each planet’s real orbital size and period. Made for astronomers, astrophysicists, physics teachers, planetarium people, stargazers with a telescope in the cupboard, and anyone who loves the history of science.

Made to be noticed: a bold print in a relaxed unisex cut, for conferences, concerts, weekends, and anywhere a good conversation might start.

The Unisex T-Shirt

• Lightweight polyester with a soft, cotton-like hand. Quick-drying, relaxed unisex fit: size down for a closer fit.
• Wash by hand or on a gentle cycle. Hang to dry, no bleach, cool iron.
• Not quite the right fit? Tell us within 30 days and we’ll make it right.

Size guide

Measurements around the body, in cm (inches). Allow 1–3 cm either way.

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